The Orthodox State of Holy Filipino Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tomas Mallari II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.779 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Cebu. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The very strong Filipino economy, worth 147 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,780 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, Tomas Mallari II toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island, Tomas Mallari II has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Filipino Empire's national animal is the Filipino Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Filipino Empire is ranked 180,924^th in the world and 239^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 1.78 billion capita.